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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard. Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother. And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think? (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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