Fics like World's Okayest Uncle

In which Paul Matthews somehow becomes the biological, unofficial or adoptive uncle figure of pretty much every kid in Hatchetfield, and he does it completely by accident. Based on this Tumblr post I made. *** CHAPTER THREE: Pete: 'The boy clears his throat expectantly, and Paul realises he’s still waiting at the doorstep. He hastily apologises and opens the door, hesitantly letting the kid inside. He may not look like a hooligan, but he’s still a Spankoffski. Paul watches as the boy removes his shiny black shoes and places them neatly beside him. “So, uh… ‘Petey’, was it?” Paul asks, then winces at the deadpan look the child shoots him. Aren’t kids supposed to be happy? “Peter,” the boy corrects stiffly, adjusting his bow tie. “My friends call me Pete.” He stops, tilting his head. “Well. Ruth calls me Pete.”'

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