Fics like i'll be in your head all weekend

“Just when I thought I’d seen the depravity of your kind at its fullest. Stealing a poor dog’s ball?” Shadowheart makes a grab for the ball; Lae’zel tosses it to her other hand, grimacing at the sheen of drool it leaves behind. “For what purpose? Just to ruin the day of a being actually capable of feeling joy?” “By the hells, Shadowheart, she’s taking the thing for a bloody walk,” Wyll says from his tent. “A walk,” Shadowheart repeats, crossing her arms. “Why?” “I assume the animals of this world require some amount of exercise if they’re not to collapse under the weight of their own atrophying muscles,” Lae’zel says. “But you wouldn’t know, would you? Do the disciples of Shar pre-kill their pets so they can skip right to the loss?” ------------------- Lae'zel starts to take Scratch out for daily walks. Shadowheart's determined to figure out why.

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