Fics like Love and Lies

There’s a text. I need my husband dead by the time I come home. Is this Tartaglia? Spouses make up the bulk of his clientele, unsurprisingly. No one statistically wants a husband or wife dead more than their husband or wife. I’ll send you his information, the new client promises, after a bit of back and forth. Childe takes a sip of red wine, and settles back, ready to be faced with whatever poor schmuck made the mistake of marrying their worst enemy. The wine clogs his throat and makes him choke when he stares at his own face instead. Childe thinks he juggles his househusband and assassin for hire personas quite well. A little too well perhaps.

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