Fics like Things the Baby Should Never See

Percy groans absolutely mortified. He’s hiding from his dad and step-mom in Triton’s rooms. The messenger god is sitting next to him laughing, completely unsympathetic to his suffering like the bastard that he is. Triton enters the room. Upon seeing Percy, with his cheeks flushed and Hermes laughing, borderline giggling he stops. “What happened? What did you do to him?” Percy hides his face in his hands, and Hermes is overcome with another wave of laughter. “I didn’t do anything to him.” Hermes says. “That was all your parents." “Our parents?” Triton asks. Percy can see the moment that Triton realizes what happened. “Oh no. I’ve been trying to protect you and Tyson from that. Did you-” “-See them sleep together?” Percy finished, with a grimace. He's going to need so much mind bleach. “Unfortunately.”

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