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Lois wrinkles her nose. “Flowers? Doesn’t my boyfriend’s death warrant an Edible Arrangement, at least?” “Grievers can’t be choosers,” says Jimmy. He then points to Clark, the apparent source of the grief. “Especially when their boyfriends aren’t actually dead.” Clark gives a shrug. “I think the flowers are a nice sentiment.” “Not that I got any flowers,” complains Jimmy, while carrying said flowers over to the coffee table. “Doesn’t the best friend of the deceased deserve condolences too?” Without getting up, Clark leans over to pluck a flower from the vase, then tucks it into the pocket of Jimmy’s jacket. “There. You have my condolences for my death.” “Touching, Clark. Really.” In other words, 5 times Clark Kent “dies.” And one time he actually does. (Mostly.)

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