Fics like am i the problem? (yes, yes you are the problem) wrong i’m never the problem

“It’s next week.” The owner taps her perfectly manicured finger—must not be a chef then—against the paper, accidentally brushing against his own hand. He not so discreetly pulls away so he can wipe his fingers on what’s left of his shirt. She looks offended. “And it’s a couple’s discount. Though I doubt you have a girlfriend.” Caelus scoffs. “I have a girlfriend.” OR Caelus needs a fake partner in order to qualify for the couple’s discount at Garden of Gourmet, so he asks everyone he can think of. Everyone except Dan Heng.

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