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March stares. The mermaid stares back. "Um," she says, laughing nervously, "hang on a moment. I'll just -" She does the one thing she always knows how to do when she gets into trouble: pull out her phone and call Dan Heng. He picks up within three rings. Before he can even get a word in, she takes a deep breath, looks to the grey skies, and says: "I'm invoking the 'no judgement' clause of our friendship." The ensuing shout of "What did you do?!" is enough for even the mermaid to jump. Or: Stelle is a mermaid. Somehow this changes very little.

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