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“Oh my god,” Clark says, exasperated. “Lois, you can’t just ask people if they’re Batman!” *** Lois thinks Batman is Bruce Wayne. Jimmy thinks Batman is a vampire. Clark thinks it would be really nice if they could go to one gala without something terrible happening. (Also, Bruce Wayne is a menace.)

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