Fics like celestial beings getting wasted in a London pub; circa 1580

Let me tell you about Crawly. He says he wants to work with humans - he gets himself a job pissing about on earth, tempting and wiling and getting drunk and generally having a time of it, only filing reports every other century and spending half the time asleep. I want to work with humans - oh, I get to make deals. What that boils down to is a whole lifetime of being the genie-of-the-lamp for the Idiot Human Of The Week, and at the end of the day I’ve got one soul, one commendation and one massive grudge against lazy sods like Crawly. Or Crowley, as he’s calling himself now, the git.

You may also like

  1. Any Other Name by mostlyanything19 (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  2. i just happen to like apples (i am not afraid of snakes) by gyzym (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  3. how big the hourglass, how deep the sand by bibliocratic (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  4. Will You Do The Fandango by Rethira (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  5. A Diamond Sky Above Titanic by SeaBlueEyes (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  6. This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  7. Clandestine Affairs by writeonclara (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  8. For the Birds by irisbleufic (Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  9. Strange Flesh and All That by FortinbrasFTW (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  10. that pulse of my nights and days by Ark (Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  11. TwoFish by Grindylowe (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  12. You Fascinate Me So [Fanart] by Shoomlah (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  13. Regulars by irisbleufic (Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  14. Nerd Bird and Car Demon by athenasdragon (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  15. Moving Furniture by LittleLynn (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  16. let sleeping snakes lie by kythen (Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett)
  17. Too Wise to Woo Peaceably by Miele_Petite (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  18. Parsley, Thyme, Sage, Daffodils by MostWeakHamlets (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))
  19. Absolute Transparency by orphan_account (Doctor Faustus - Christopher Marlowe)
  20. every angel is terrifying by fruitygoblin (Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV))