Fics like For the Birds

God happened to be listening, as God usually is, and nodded knowingly. It had been a tiring decade-and-a-year, and He was quite ready for a holiday. Death, who seemed a bit fed-up at the moment, was moping about and making things generally dark, so He asked the poor bloke if he fancied a jaunt to Majorca. Death said: SURE, I'M SICK OF ENGLAND ANYWAY. Meanwhile, the ducks of St. James's Park mourned the loss of the tall, hooded figure's inimitable bread stock (even their wisest elders had been unable to determine its origin), and a lone nightingale sang away the afternoon in Berkeley Square. The jackdaws thought her off-pitch, but were too polite to say so.

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