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I need a knife, she realizes. I'll die if I don't get the bullet out. "Move," she slurs, headbutting Elfo next. "Need a... I need a..." "Yeah, you need a nap," Luci counters, dangling a pot over her head. Is he pulling a backstab again? "Save the violence for after the organs stop rupturing, alright?" He upends it over her open face. It's not hot, but damn does it sting her eyes. She tastes Mary's sleepytime tea and chokes. They could've at least stirred in some damn whiskey. Damp hair flips inelegantly around her face as her struggling softens. "I gotta..." she wheezes. "Relax, Beanie, I gotchu." Thick, meaty hands hold hers tight as the tea takes effect. Zøg's chin is wobbling, but only a little. "Just go to sleep. I'll be there when you wake up." Bean, woozy from blood loss, manages to say, "Don't tell me what to do, you're not my dad," to her Actual Literal Dad before passing out.

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