Fics like The Secret Language of Bum-Smacks

"Just realised the gaffer don't pat me bum, like, ever. Pep did it all the time." Roy shrugs. "Americans. They think it's fucking sexual harassment or some shit." Jamie makes a face like what the fuck. "It's nice, though," he says. "Like a little 'good lad' without having to speak, y'know? I like it." He takes a swig of water and bounces on the balls of his feet, awaiting further instructions. "Then I'll stop fucking doing it," Roy grumps, but they both know he doesn't mean it.

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