Fics like you're so cool it makes me hate you so much (i hate you so much)

Shadow felt it before he saw it. A ruffle of fur against his slowly trailed its way up the back of his calf and then onto his thigh and then right on top of his hip. Yep. That right there was none other than Sonic the hedgehog's leg touching Shadow. He was going to have a heart attack. And he was gonna fold. Oh man, he was gonna fold so hard. “Okay.” Sonic laughed, hands up by his head. “As in the offer still stands.” Shadow let out a shaky breath— goddamn it the leg wasn’t even doing anything. It was wrapped awkwardly around the cantle of his hips and he wanted to hold it closer to his body and never let go- “W-what offer?” He fucking stuttered. That’s right— the ultimate lifeform was taken out by a leg. Shoot him in the head. Right now, put him out of his misery- “The offer of kissing me, doofus.” He snorted like it was the easiest thing to say to your rival, ‘hey wanna make out?’ Because Shadow's answer was, ' yea. I wanna make out really badly.'

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