Fics like Spencer R. Reid, but the 'r' stands for rizz god

The most unrealistic part of criminal minds is that reid got no bitches. Here's 5 examples where the team finds out Reid has some serious game, and 1 where he uses it on the team. (This is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever written)

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3. Revelations by The58thAcademic (Criminal Minds (US TV))
4. this heavy humanness by spencers-renaissance (Criminal Minds (US TV))
5. Mental Disorder by Agib (Criminal Minds (US TV))
6. you will rip your wounds open again (and what will it earn you? revenge?) by QuenchiestCactusJuice99 (Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV))
7. Here to Misbehave by Imagining_in_the_Margins (Criminal Minds (US TV))
8. Proxy by R_A_Mayes (Criminal Minds (US TV))
9. Child of the BAU by Matty_pup (Criminal Minds (US TV))
10. so when you look at me, you better look hard and look twice by buckybunnyteeth (Criminal Minds (US TV))
11. I'll Blow This (open wide) by LadySlytherin (Teen Wolf (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV))
12. He Was Left on the Steps of the FBI in a Basket by schrijverr (Criminal Minds (US TV))
13. The Greatest Cake by MaximumDragonEnergy (White Collar (TV 2009), Criminal Minds (US TV))
14. Anthony DiNozzo, TAD (now officially attached) by dont_hate_me01 (NCIS, Criminal Minds (US TV))
15. Elusive by kuriadalmatia (Criminal Minds (US TV))
16. Visions of Gideon by Agib (Criminal Minds (US TV))
17. Never Have I Ever by Imagining_in_the_Margins (Criminal Minds (US TV))
18. Can't Take My Eyes Off You by superwholockfangirl (Criminal Minds (US TV))
19. Little Miracles by KatinaMoon (Criminal Minds (US TV))
20. Late Bloomer by angestreet (Criminal Minds: Evolution (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV))