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“𝙰𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚝; 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚞𝚑… 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎? 𝙾𝚑 𝚋𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛… 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞?” Eloria blinked once, then twice. “Bilbo, we really need to get our shit together. You speak, I understand not a single fuck. I speak, you understand what? Exactly. Not a single fuck.” or Eloria finds herself in Tolkien's world, just in time to go on an adventure with thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard she all knows too well. Of course, it would be great to change certain things for the better, prevent the death of some characters and find a way home in the end. But how the fuck is she supposed to do that when she doesn't even speak their language?

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