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Faking your death doesn't always go as planned, especially not when you get caught out by someone that definitely wanted you dead. Wacky hijinks of the suburban mom variety ensue! _______________________ John, formerly known as Homelander, was essentially a glorified PTA mom. Baseball Coach on the weekends, Pilates instructor on Tuesdays and Thursdays. His kitchen was now farm themed, images of roosters popping up all over his dishware. His apron had the American Flag on it, he listened to Amy Winehouse while making his secret chili recipe. For God’s sake, he drove a fucking minivan. _______________________ Now he's staring at the ghost of Homelander because there's no fucking way this bastard is still alive a decade after the whole of America mourned him. Butcher hadn't even had the chance to feel rage yet, a glimmer of hope clawing at his throat begging to come out. If the cunt was alive, maybe he could be of use. _______________________ Please Mind the Tags!

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