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“i can't tell if my hands are big or if your dick's just really small,” matt jokes. though, there was a part of this size difference that made him feel better. more dominant, more ascendant. this begins to turn him on as a bajillion locker room-esque insults appear into matt's head, all about how brians is so tiny he should just be a girl- or, how if brian wore girl’s underwear he wouldn’t have to worry, or, how brian would look so good in women’s underwear. shit. he’s getting sidetracked and turned on. matt frots with brian and is also vaguely homophobic toward him ;:)

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