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. "I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing." "And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible. Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford. "Ah," Peter says. .

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