Fics like five times peter says i hate you, and one time he (finally) doesn't.

Wade looks back to Spidey with his mask literally hanging on his face, blocking one of his eyes. It’s definitely been over ten seconds, whoops— “My daughter’s got a peanut allergy,” he answers with a shrug of his shoulders as he pulls his hands away. He reaches up for the mask on his head — Spider-Man's mask, not his own — and tosses it right back. “What do you have? Asthma?” Spidey’s eyes narrow. “What? Are you joking?” “Why would I joke about asthma? That’s a serious condition, baby. A little nerdy, sure, but still very serious.” “I hate you sometimes, you know that?” says Spidey, even though there’s the teeniest, tiniest, hint of a grin on his lips. “Epipens don’t help asthma, Deadpool. They must’ve sprayed me with ethyl chloride — that gunk always gets me wheezing.”

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