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“So, you’re investigating this not-so-bad-bad-guy, and you’re coming out of his apartment at—" Wade tilts his head to the side, just enough to check his watch “—almost exactly the time you usually start your patrol.” Peter chews on the inside of his cheek. “Yep,” he decides on. “And — just to be clear — I definitely shouldn’t unalive this guy instead of the douchebag across the street.” “Definitely not,” Peter agrees. “No one would like that.” Wade bangs his head against the fire escape again. “Okay, Webs. This one’s just to gauge if you’re smarter than a fifth grader: how much of that do you think I actually believe?” Or: Somehow, the components of Peter’s secret identity keep crumbling all around him. Also: He’s running out of excuses not to tell Wade that he’s in love with him.

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