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Palamedes thinks, as he breathes in the familiar scent of Camilla’s shampoo in front of him and feels Pyrrha’s firm chest at his back, that he probably should have begun crafting his obituary before this evening. Here lies P. Sextus, MD, (almost) PhD, who quietly exploded from arousal whilst sandwiched between his girlfriend and his girlfriend’s girlfriend. He died doing what he truly loved. In lieu of flowers, send donations to the Home for Wayward Bottoms. — Camilla and Palamedes invite Pyrrha over for dinner.

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