Fics like Somebody has to arrange the matches

"They could at least have a real date," he mumbled to himself contritely. It will never happen. Selina wasn't one for attachments and Bruce…well, he was Bruce. Everyone and their mother knew that Bruce's love life was a mess. He had a tendency to prefer a certain type of woman. Specifically, the kind that could kill him effortlessly. None of his relationships had been remotely healthy! Robin was Batman's partner, and it was his duty to look after B's well-being! Ergo, he had to find someone who didn't steal from him, didn't want to sleep with him and then smear him, and no super-trained assassins obsessed with him. Easy, isn't it?

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