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I don't have a good explanation for this. This is the most cursed thing I've ever written. There's a clown with glowing spunk doing the sideways tango with the veggies for the purpose of producing babies. I... Yeah. Exactly what it says on the tin. I'm gonna go bleach my brain now.

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