Fics like You’re the Plug that Fits my Socket

At the 2024 RNC, Donald can’t keep his eyes away from that sexy cucumber. When Grindr goes down, he’s forced to sneak out incognito to gay bars like a bum, and he ends up meeting the object of his fixations.

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