Fics like two truths and a lie

He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?" "It did, actually," Harry says. Sirius stares. "Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last." Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?" Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking. (or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)

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