Fics like Neither Can Live While the Other is High

Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.” Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting. Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.

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