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"It's just an objective truth that men are naturally more appealing than women," Eli started. But that didn't necessarily make him gay. Couldn't anyone see how appreciative Eli was of the female body? Nobody admired chicks more than Eli Brooks did. He was as straight as straight could be. Or, Eli keeps jokingly kissing Klitz, and it's starting to not feel like a joke anymore.

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