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The shift in position put you in his lap, and you could feel something hard press against you. “...Are you carrying a gun?” “No.” The Riddler gave you a dazed smile. “What do wood, steel, and I all have in common?” he asked dreamily. “I don’t…” You flushed, a whole litany of emotions welling up in you and making you drop him. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” You go to the Riddler for information and get a whole lot more than you bargained for.

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