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AKA: The Stand-Up Comedy AU -- Alright, hello, I'm Fives, in case you came here with a friend, or got a free ticket and didn’t know what you were getting into. I am five-foot eight, like long walks on the beach, and down to clown with genders galore. If you could just swipe right, you'll see--nah, I'm just joking. Can't show that on television… Partly because I almost definitely have family in the audience! I don't know how many of you know this, but I come from big family. I mean, absolutely massive. You may have guessed that, since you came to a show titled "Family Matters," but let me walk you through this. I'm a quintuplet. Let that sink in and remember it is only on the tip of the iceberg. I am also a conjoined twin! Still got the scar and everything. Twin's called Echo, and the other three are Hevy, Droidbait, and Cutup. If you think those sound like fake names someone made up to maintain privacy for a Netflix special, then I'm sorry to say that we all demand these names be used in real life. Birth names? Sensible adult nicknames? Fudge no, you're not calling Donald Bernard Domino something like 'Don' or 'Bernie' or DB. Nah, he's Droidbait!

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