Fics like The Family Tree is… a Disaster

“Okay,” Cody says, setting down a glass of whiskey as he drops into the seat across the table. “What the hell is your family tree like?” Obi-Wan raises an eyebrow, and continues cleaning off the definitely-not-stolen crystal komodo dragon he’d won in today’s job. “I beg your pardon?” “You and Skywalker,” Cody says, gesturing between Obi-Wan, who is just sitting there minding his own business, and Anakin, who is across the closed-for-tonight bar and doing something inadvisable on the pool table. “You’ve said he was your brother, and mentioned raising him, which, sure, I’m over twenty years older than my youngest brother, people take over parenting roles all the time. But you have different last names, have mentioned stepfamilies that the other doesn’t have, reference things as ‘your aunt, not mine,’ and I am just getting… very confused. I figured it was personal and I could leave well enough alone, but considering your older brother almost shot us today—”

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