Fics like I Tried Minding My Business

For me, it was the year 2022. I was a 37-year-old single woman, marking my students’ English papers when a headache hit me. It wasn’t anything serious. I would always get headaches, you know, being a college teacher and all. So, I rested my head on the desk, planning to get a quick nap. The next thing I know, I opened my eyes to a bright light, gloved hands were holding onto me and I was fully naked. Oh, no biggie, EXCEPT THAT MY BODY WAS THE SIZE OF A FREAKING BABY! Mother of Neptune, I was a freaking baby! If that wasn’t bad enough, voices were filling my head. 'Thank God! She made it!' 'She’s beautiful!' 'My lovely daughter…' The ache from before appeared yet again. The voices were getting out of control. I realised they were thoughts from the people in the room. The doctor, the woman(mum) who had just delivered me and the man(dad) who stood beside her. I cried. Louder when I heard my own cries. It was a baby’s cry. Damn embarrassing. “Oh my, what a healthy baby girl,” the doctor said as he handed me to ‘my mum’. F you, doctor. I’m a baby and I can freaking read people’s minds. What the hell happened to me?!

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