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“Fucking bullshit on a stick,” he mutters to himself. “Ah, excuse me,” Nicky says from the doorway. Joe jumps. “I forgot my…” Nicky pops in through the door, picks up his biro from the desk (it’s a blue plastic biro, he was never going to miss it, how did he even notice he forgot it when Joe saw he had three others just like it in his briefcase?) and, with a jaunty little wave, he leaves. Joe groans and collapses onto his chair. It is not the best first impression he could have made. In which Joe is a total disaster around supremely put-together Nicky.

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