Fics like Dildo of Destiny

Joe couldn’t believe he was looking down at his own beautiful, muscled golden body, his cock still raging hard and standing proud like the true professional he was. The crew were swarming around him in a panic, calling for first aid, a crying assistant frantically dialing for an ambulance. Am I..dead? OR, the fic in which Joe is a *literal* dildo.

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