Fics like taking care of business

Keeping the brewpub's cover as a legitimate business involves a certain amount of admin, Hardison finds. ‘Okay,’ Hardison says patiently, rubbing a soothing hand over Eliot’s knee. ‘So, I know that guy was Ukrainian mafia, and you know that guy was Ukrainian mafia, but Samantha at the Multnomah County Department of Health doesn’t know he was Ukrainian mafia; she just thinks you really can’t handle customers complaining about the food.’ ‘He wasn’t even talking about the food!’ Eliot's quick to point out. ‘Right,’ Hardison agrees, ‘he was talking about murdering you with a spatula, which luckily Samantha took to mean he was really, really unhappy with the food, but do you see how food safety inspectors being all up in our business is a bad idea?’

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