Fics like the irony of fate (or pitfalls of texting)

Childe with an “e” Age: 22 Location: Liyue Harbor No false advertisement here, baby. So-so abs, no personality, no soul. Dumber than the average person. Look like a lovechild of Robert Kazinsky and an orc. Interested in fish and whamen. If you look like Galya from “The Irony of Fate”, you’re out of my league. Lumine’s eyes drift to Aether’s cheesy photo, then the half-finished bottle of wine, and finally settle on the profile photo depicting a dopey-looking rabbit from an old Snezhnayan cartoon, a proud “PIZDÉC” scribbled on his green little shirt. Slightly concerned by the fact that she got all of the references, she thinks “fuck it” and marks it a match. With her brother's encouragement, Lumine downloads a dating app. Nothing can go wrong with this.

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