Fics like Geralt's Unknowing Courtship of Death

"What the fuck do you mean I've been courting you my whole life?" Jaskier, personification of Death, bemused and a little bit entertained, strums his lute. "You really didn't know this whole time? But I told you when we first met." Geralt thought about it and slowly put his hand on his face. "Fuck." -- Geralt has been having the strangest few weeks. First, he acquires a bard from a shitty tavern in Posada who spouts some nonsense at him despite it being clear that he couldn't possibly be the person he was talking about. He's certain he would have remembered meeting him in his relatively long life. Second, the bard - Jaskier - doesn't seem like he's leaving any time soon despite Geralt trying to lose him. Third, Jaskier keeps looking at him. He keeps touching him. He keeps... He keeps. And it's doing something strange to him. His stomach flips, and he originally thought he was sick, but as time continues to pass, he has to acknowledge the fact that may or may not be acquiring feelings for said bard. And that horse. Why was it... green? Given, it's the lightest shade of green, but really?

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