Fics like Oh, but he's my husband

“Now, give us the bard so he gets what he deserves,” the ochre-tunic guy growls. “I’m afraid I can’t do that,” Geralt begins, and just as the brothers open their mouths to shout or possibly attack, he adds, “Because my husband spent last night in bed with me.” Something burns right through Jaskier, catching his breath in his throat for a moment. “Exactly. What he said. My, uh…,” Jaskier stammers. “Husband,” the Witcher supplies helpfully, pressing a kiss to the top of Jaskier’s head. * Five times Geralt and Jaskier pretend to be married... until they're no longer pretending.

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