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“Okay, well, you could maybe act a little more embarrassed about it.” “Me?” “Yeah, you! If you weren’t constantly ignoring the rules of simple human etiquette and actually knocked for once, we wouldn’t be here right now!” Devi's nostrils flare, and she even goes as far as to open her mouth to argue the point before she realizes she doesn’t have a leg to stand on. “Uh-huh,” Ben says, pointing. “This is your fault.” “Fuck off,” she says, pushing his finger away. He feels his heart leap up into his throat over the contact. “You think I’m any happier than you are? I was kinda still holding out hope that Paxton’s penis was gonna be the first one I’d ever see.”

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