Fics like the bible 2: the newer testament

i awake at 3 am ‼‼‼‼‼and it is tiem to benign walking. At 3 06 am i flip a coin. If it is h💦then i stay awake for 5 hours and do pushup. For breakfas i eat breakfast and lift up a lady and complement theп but i сомplacency their soul and not theyre body because that is beta mail. I put on all 67 of my tuxedii to asert dominаnce over the inferior “beita” male. I go to highs school where i am considered “crigee” and “bad” because they cannot see my rock hard abs due to my 67 tuxedizationiserz. They are also jealous of my vault full of brobux. I get punched by gradually ubut i spit my jaw on him to win the fight. He runs away but i remоve one of my tuxedizers and strangle him to death. Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ himself comes down and vents. I call and emergency meating. “JeSUS (guys to you get the joke its sus jesus has sus on my name arnet i funny please laugh please im begging) vented hes sus

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