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“Mr. Winchester,” Castiel said through gritted teeth. He ran his hand on his thick hair, “It’s a Monday, and if you hate Mondays, believe me, I have lived the hell through it. My entire week is always Monday. My Saturday is Monday! And today, my house, my sanctuary the only place I can rest is sabotaged by my neighbor's cat! Believe me, waking up with that awful smell pisses me more than you can imagine so yes, you'll be listening to me being pissy. No one is having a good time, I know, not with the dump hiding in my ceiling! And I know it's not a typical service, but I’ve been rejected by three others so if you reject me now, god knows I'll burn this house down—” “Whoa, hey, chill.” The deep voice sounded sharp. "I'm not the one losing a house!" “At least realtors wouldn't keep me waiting! And I've got a spacious car,” he injected dramatically. “That’s gonna be a pain in the neck.” Man, did this Dean just laugh at him? Castiel was glad he was being taken seriously as he pressed heavy fingertips on the bridge of his nose. “I’m hanging up—” he snapped. “What—hey—I thought you wanted help—?” "You're obviously not one!" “I don’t… fine. What’s your address?”

Fics like Death by Scratch

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