Fics like true leadership, rainbow laces, short shorts, and a small cause for national scandal

“In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke. “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan. Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day. Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers. Funny how things work out.

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