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Geralt says, “We’re married.” Jaskier blinks. “What.” Geralt twitches. His entire face is stiff and uncomfortable, like he’s smelt something truly awful. “It’s a . . . marriage spell. The altar and the ribbon, the offerings and the enchantment – it’s a marriage spell. It keeps people bound. Faithful. Until,” Geralt says, and then he stops and a faint dusting of pink appears on his cheeks. “I think,” Jaskier says with great dignity, “I am going to faint.” Or: Geralt and Jaskier get accidentally married by magic and find themselves unable to physically separate until they actually consummate the marriage. Awkward shenanigans abound.

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