Fics like Three Headaches and a Politician

“The Emperor,” Ed repeats. “Why is he here?” Roy can hear him gritting his teeth and he's more than sure that Ed is gripping the phone tightly enough that something is going to break, though whether it’ll be the phone, Ed’s hand, or Roy’s sanity, is still up in the air. “He’s not,” Roy says darkly, anticipating the coming headache. “At least to my knowledge.” “Then why the fuck,” Ed says, voice rising in volume with every word, “is he sitting on my couch, eating all my DAMN CHIPS!” The last remark is clearly directed towards someone in the next room, who Roy is dearly hoping is not actually the Emperor of Xing. “Ah,” Roy says faintly, “I have no idea.”

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