Fics like the wind (and the rock it returns to)

Had I known the new anemo archon would be so infuriating, I would have banned every gust of wind from the nation. My dearest god of contracts, you ought to know better than to make promises like that! Morax takes the wine like it is poison. Surrender is apparent in his voice. A contract in full, then. I drink from this bottle, and you leave me be for the next fifty years. Be sure to enjoy it in its entirety. Morax looks at him with thinly-veiled disgust. The fifty years begins now. (Or: the conversations they have over the years.)

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