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“I can assure you that this isn’t what it looks like, my good man,” he calls, pointedly ignoring the cheap casket at his feet which proves that this very much is exactly what it looks like. Perhaps he can argue that he’s a gravedigger - it seems like the sort of thing that really ought to be done at night, if you ask him. Which, of course, the man behind him does not. “Looks like you’re digging up a grave.” There aren’t many arguments Jaskier can make to refute that, as digging up a grave is precisely what he’s doing; but that certainly doesn’t mean he isn’t going to give it a damn good go. “Well you see, you’re already working from a faulty supposition; if you look closer you’ll see that I’m merely… Merely…” The words trail off and stick in his throat as he turns. Even if the white hair and slit-pupiled eyes left him in any doubt of the man’s identity, the medallion he can just about make out on his chest would be enough to confirm it. He isn’t a man at all - he’s a witcher, which means there’s a good chance that Jaskier is very, very dead. More dead, perhaps, than the poor sod in the casket at his feet. At least she’s all in one piece. Probably.

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