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Soulmates. What a crock of shit. Somewhere, some asshole was going to claim to be some sort of destiny for her. How a total stranger was supposed to be a magical missing piece of Amanda, and she was supposed to be their magical missing piece in return, was a complete fucking mystery. She was whole and complete all on her own, and barely able to legally drink, and all of a sudden that meant she was supposed to find her ‘one true love’ via the most ridiculous messaging system ever invented? Un-fucking-likely.

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