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When Dirk decides it's time for he and Todd to take the natural Next Step in their relationship, he dives headfirst into the project, eagerly anticipating the "opportune moment" for him to pop the question. However, true to form, he finds himself facing a number of...speedbumps the Universe tosses him along the way. (alternatively; 3 times Dirk attempts to propose and fails spectacularly, and one (1) time he doesn't. based off of this post.)

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