Fics like Kids Say the Darndest Things

The Parker's and the Reilly's have a nice, rare night in until it's interrupted by family secrets begging to come to light. --- “You lied to me.” Peter couldn’t have looked more confused. “Wha, huh? What did I do?” “How come you only told me about Uncle Ben?” May pointed at Ben for emphasis. Ben didn’t like where this was going. He glanced back towards the living room and saw Reilly standing by the island, his red hair all mussed like it usually defaulted to despite Ben’s best efforts to tame it, clutching his Spider-Man figure. He seemed just as angry as May, but he was going to gather it was for a different reason. “Mayday, sweetie, I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Peter said, but shifted uneasily, shooting Ben what he only could imagine was a glare. Ben looked back at Reilly. “I don’t want a hobo uncle! They smell gross!” yelled May, stomping her foot as she yelled. Aw crap. Mary Jane and Peter were both definitely glaring at him now. He took a step back towards his son. “Reilly, what did you do?” This was clearly father of the year parenting, deflecting this back on a 5-year-old.

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