Fics like Bill & Ted's Spectacular Middle Aged Date Night

Billie spoke to their dad as sincerely and softly as they could. Like he would when they were little, “Pop, nothing you could say to Bill could be unreal. He gets you. You get him. It’s a mutual getting.” They nudged their shoulder against their dad’s, “I’ll help you draft the text if you want, dude?” So, with Ted’s battered phone between them, they pooled together all the romantic cells in their bodies and drafted a text to Bill. Billie didn’t comment on the fact that the entire time their dad’s hand were sweating so hard that it left a wet smear against the case of his phone and when they took the phone out his hand to read it out loud, Ted physically winced as he too noticed how damp his phone was. --- Ted asks Bill on an old man date. It's been long past due.

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